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	BVD Run #500 and 501
WHAT:	BVDHHH’S 500^TH RUN and 501^st run Jingle Ball (Yes two runs in one day!)
WHEN:	Saturday, 15 Dec 2018 11am and 5pm (yes, two runs in one day!)
WHERE:	(500) 11:30 am Faye Lake Park, 6300 Fay Blvd, Cocoa, FL 32927 (501) 5pm Chumley’s, Depot Street, east side the the RR tracks, Downtown Melbourne
TIME:	(500) 1130 am (501) 5 pm
HARE(S):	(500) DEPLOYED DILDO (501) Dr. Anus
WEAR:	(500) 1130am: For the first run: our favorite hash shirt so it can get all dirty and sweaty. Actually any hash shirt will do or do a down-down. (501) 5pm: Ugly Sweaters, Christmas Kilts, any Christmas hash attire you’d like to wear.
THEME:	(500) 500th run (501) Jingle Ball
BRING:	(500) 1130am - Cost: $5, gets you beer, bad snacks and a great shiggylicous trail special 500th trail patch. Yourself, virgins, a good holiday attitude, virgins, yer f'n whistle, more virgins and a more great attitude. (501) 5pm Cost: $25, gets you beer, barfood at Chumley’s and a walk around downtown Melbourne for a beer or possibly two. Chumley’s will be private for BVDH3 between 6:00 and 9:00. Some of his regulars may still be hanging out, they may be fun to watch or maybe they’ll have fun watching us.
OTHER INFO:	(500) No other info given. (501) Shiggy Factor: 0 on a 5 scale, we’ll do a walk around downtown around 5:30 for a beer check and back to Chumley’s for Jingle Balls. There will be bar food but if you want you are more than welcome to bring a side dish or dessert. If you want your own special alcohol libation bring that too. White Elephant Gift Exchange, Bring a white elephant gift with between $10 and $20 if you want to join in to participate. Don’t be dumb – get an uber or a designated driver. They are way cheaper than DUIs. Also watch our facebook page and yahoo group.
DOG Friendly?
DE-ERECTIONS:	Google it you lazy wanks: Google map to start (500) – 1130 am https://goo.gl/maps/TdHfMpAsFEu (501) – 5 pm https://goo.gl/maps/T5NGQQqzsED2
Weather:	10-day weather forecast for Central Brevard County We don’t cancel for weather. Bring ur arse out anyway

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