SATURDAY - March 17, 2018
03/17 11:00 AM
A BVD Pub Crawl
BVDH3 loves naughty behavior on the pub crawl. However,
BEHAVIOR WILL BE MONITORED BY THE GOOD FOLKS OF MELBOURNE AND THEIR KIDS
during the parade and we MUST adhere to the following rules:
1. No religious costumes at all, no way, no how, not even
2. NO THROWING of candy.
3. NO FLOAT. If you do not walk, you are not in the parade
and may show up later and join us for the pub crawl. Some of us have
feet/leg issues or we are just lazy. We will post where to meet us for ya'll.
4. BRING 2 BAGS CANDY for the kiddies and a basket to have
it in that you can carry. Work smarter and not harder :)
5. MOST IMPORTANT. Hash behavior at a hash camp out is way
different than downtown Melbourne. Please act accordingly. We are heavily
monitored and are on probation to even be in the parade. Not to be rude,
to be concise and to be very, very clear - Be an ADULT during the parade
and act accordingly. That is all we ask. And in return, we might show you
boobies and buns, make out with girls, and all those other things that
keep ya cummin' back
for more BVD. Your cup WILL runneth over my
loves, trust me ;) xoxox
SERIOUS STUFF FIRST.
$TBD. Everyone pays. No refunds. Complainers will be charged
doubled and licked to death.
We are asking your help this year. NO FLOAT.. NO BEER during parade but plenty before and after.
Beer TAPs will be untapped during parade. We will walk, be silly, and
pass out a few things and candy. We
will kiss parade watchers and little old people.
NO RELIGIOUSLY ASSOCIATED ATTIRE that could be misconstrued
as ungodly. This is a specific request by the City of Melbourne and we
will comply. This is a small town, kid friendly parade. After the parade
do your thing hashers. Time and a place babies, honor the time and the
place as the streets close down for this and you will have to walk a
little further if you don’t come early enough.
Please bring a couple bags of candy to give (not throw) to
the kids on the parade route. Walk/trail will be approximately 2/3rd a
mile. BVD will.provide pre -beer DISCRETION
must take place. DRESS as silly as you wanna
be, but remember, you will be in public with children present :)
St Patricks Day, Green, Clover,
Stuff to Bring:
VESSEL, whistle, virgins, sunscreen, small bills for the
bar, comfy shoes, 2 BAGS CANDY FOR KIDS, NO RELIGIOUS COSTUMES.
Start Location Details:
DOWNTOWN MELBOURNE (EXACT PUBLISHED LATER)
No hash hotel, but Super 8 on US 1 is the closest: