SATURDAY - March 18, 2017
03/18 11:00 AM
A BVD Pub Crawl
THE REGO IS NOT PREPAY, BUT A HEAD COUNT. PAY AT THE DOOR.
BVDH3 loves naughty behavior on the pub crawl. However, BEHAVIOR
WILL BE MONITORED BY THE GOOD FOLKS OF MELBOURNE AND THEIR KIDS during
the parade and we MUST adhere to the following rules:
1. No religious costumes at all, no way, no how, not even
2. NO THROWING of beads or candy.
3. NO FLOAT. If you do not walk, you are not in the parade
and may show up later and join us for the pub crawl. Some of us have
feet/leg issues or we are just lazy. We will post where to meet us for ya'll.
4. BRING 2 BAGS CANDY for the kiddies and a basket to have
it/beads in that you can carry. Work smarter and not harder :)
5. MOST IMPORTANT. Hash behavior at a hash camp out is way
different than downtown Melbourne. Please act accordingly. We are heavily
monitored and are on probation to even be in the parade. Not to be rude,
to be concise and to be very, very clear from Timmay's
heart to yours - Be an ADULT during the parade and act accordingly. That
is all we ask. And in return, we will show you boobies, make out with
girls, and all those other things that keep ya cummin' back for more BVD. Your cup WILL runneth over my loves, trust me ;) xoxox
SERIOUS STUFF FIRST.
$25 at the door. Everyone pays. No refunds. Complainers will
be charged doubled and licked to death.
We are asking your help this year. NO FLOAT. NO BEAD throwing.
NO BEER during parade but plenty before and after. Beer TAPs will be
untapped during parade. We will walk, be silly, and pass out a few things
and candy. We didn't order extras to keep costs down.
NO RELIGIOUSLY ASSOCIATED ATTIRE that could be misconstrued
as ungodly. This is a specific request by the City of Melbourne and we
will comply. This is a small town, kid friendly parade. After the parade
do your thing hashers. Time and a place babies, honor the time and the
place. Xoxox Timmay
Please bring a couple bags of candy to give (not throw) to
the kids on the parade route. Walk/trail will be approximately 2/3rd a
mile. BVD will.provide pre -beer DISCRETION
must take place. DRESS as silly as you wanna
be, but remember, you will be in public with children present :)
PAY ONLINE - options for those of you that asked but not
St Patricks Day, Green, Clover,
Stuff to Bring:
VESSEL, whistle, virgins, sunscreen, small bills for the
bar, comfy shoes, 2 BAGS CANDY FOR KIDS, NO RELIGIOUS COSTUMES.
Start Location Details:
DOWNTOWN MELBOURNE (EXACT PUBLISHED LATER)
No hash hotel, but Super 8 on US 1 is the closest: